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Woah let's catch up

Wow it's almost been a year since anyone has posted. You might be expecting along and elaborate speech on how shit's changed but sorry, I'm gonna keep this short and sweet.

New room.
New shit.
New CA's.
Same people.
Same crazy shit.

So here's a preview of last semester, we'll let you come up with the story behind them.

Stay tuned, there will be more to come.

Stop Shooting Our Spies! (The 'Duck' Factor)

Ever wonder why they tag ducks?

Science my ass.

why would they freaking tag a duck? They are EVERYWHERE! So common! so what could they possibly offer the scientific community?

The Answer is simple.

They Can't.

So one of two things is happening here, either A: The scientific community is YEARS behind what the media portrays them at, or B: The tags contain hidden cameras and are actualy international spies that monitor our every movement.

So here is the bigger question.

Who are they spying on?

Is it us?

Or something more sinister?

Ducks are our greatest asset on the effort against organized crime. Belive it....or not. but seriously, belive it.

All of the Lights

Check out this sick song. Greatness. HERE

Addicted

Cody and I are addicted to this bitch. She is going for a more techno/dubstep feel. Let's just say she knows how to drop the beat.

If you haven't already...

I've been AWOL for a while on the floor..I've been super busy and for personal reasons but that's beside the point.

Jake, Kevin, and I are pretty into Childish Gambino. You've probably heard it before by either hearing DanJan sing "I be on that other shit" repeatedly or playing from Jake and Alex's room. Gambino's real name is Donald Glover who plays Troy on Community, or is more commonly referenced to as 'the black guy in the bro-rape video'. I've liked Donald Glover since my freshman year in high school, and he has slowly become more popular. He wrote for 30 Rock with Tina Fey, starred in his own movie that he co-wrote with his friends, is an amazing stand-up comedian, and a rapper. I saw him do stand up over spring break and it was hilarious. He's also coming to Chicago to rap and me and my brother are going. I'm so excited. His new album is coming out soon, but he already has a few albums out. His EP dropped about 2 weeks ago and it (along with the rest of his songs) are on repeat. If you haven't checked him out I highly recommend it. You won't regret it.

The video that goes along with this post is one of my favorite songs, Got This Money Hope it works.

Dopeness.

Helplessness Blues

New Album by the Fleet Foxes, one of my favorite bands. If you would like a copy, just ask.

Insanity

Rip out your fillings!

Ever wonder why a seemingly simple dental operation (root canal, filling, etc.) cost so much?
The answer is simple.
The government is storing our nation's precious metal supply in our mouths'

Wake up sheeple! Ever wonder why all fillings are silver and gold? No, its not a good metal (my fillings break all the time), and I mean, you bite on tin foil, and all the sudden its like the screening of The Hurt Locker in your mouth!
The evidence is all around us.
I'm supposed to believe that a single piece of slag metal rammed Old-Testament style into my tooth is going to cost like, 300 dollars?
Not a chance.
Do the right thing America, rip out your fillings, and prove that we won't stand for this!

Benny is funny

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