My name is Chelsea Simkins! I am from Knoxville, Illinois and am currently living in Dekalb! I attend NIU and it is simply the best! I am pretty much the nicest girl you will ever meet. Seriously, I am.
I love knock-knock jokes and apple pies from Mcdonald's. I also am like, the biggest fucking Lady Gaga fan ever. Not only do I love her, but I WANT to be her, nay, I NEED TO BE HER. Sometimes I blast "Bad Romance" and "Poker Face" at the same time and scream at the mirror because I am not her. But I love life!
I sing in my church's choir: The People's Temple. And no, we are not a cult. While I do have a pretty regular habit of masturbating, I try not to as much as possible on account of it is a sin. We are only allowed to do that sort of thing in front of our Church Elders.
I also love taking naps and my two dogs!
But that's pretty much me! I hope you enjoy my blawg, lol.
=)
I love knock-knock jokes and apple pies from Mcdonald's. I also am like, the biggest fucking Lady Gaga fan ever. Not only do I love her, but I WANT to be her, nay, I NEED TO BE HER. Sometimes I blast "Bad Romance" and "Poker Face" at the same time and scream at the mirror because I am not her. But I love life!
I sing in my church's choir: The People's Temple. And no, we are not a cult. While I do have a pretty regular habit of masturbating, I try not to as much as possible on account of it is a sin. We are only allowed to do that sort of thing in front of our Church Elders.
I also love taking naps and my two dogs!
But that's pretty much me! I hope you enjoy my blawg, lol.
=)
Fuckin' church elders!!
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